Is there any better feeling than Friday finally arriving? No matter how much you love teaching and learning, everyone loves a few days off. These Friday jokes will help you and your students count down the days until everyone is finally free! (At least until it rears its ugly head again on Monday…)
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friday jokes about school
1. Why did the student bring a ladder to school on Friday?
Because this is the last step before the weekend.
2. What is your teacher’s favorite day of the week?
It’s Friday.
3. Why shouldn’t testing be done on Fridays?
Because even asking questions requires a break.
4. What did Friday Pencil say?
“I’m totally hooked!”
5. Why is Friday’s math book so fun?
It finally solved all the problems.
6. Why did the child eat his homework on Friday?
Because his teacher said it would be a piece of cake.
7. How do you know the school week is over?
The students started smiling again.
8. Why are Friday rulers so excited?
Finally waiting for the weekend.
9. Why did the student throw the clock out of the window on Friday?
She wanted to see time fly by.
10. What is your favorite part of Teacher Friday?
Everyone can take a break – including themselves!
11. Why is the computer so tiring on Friday?
Too many tabs open throughout the week.
12. What are your plans for the computer weekend?
collision.
13. Why does Eraser celebrate Friday?
It made all the mistakes of the week disappear.
14.What did the backpack say on Friday afternoon?
“Let’s pack it up!”
15. Why was the student walking across the playground on Friday?
Slide into the weekend.
16.Why does the bell sound louder on Fridays?
It always brings good news.
17. What did the art teacher say on Friday?
“Let’s paint this town!”
18. Why are Friday science labs so happy?
Finally there was a reaction.
19. Why is Friday your favorite day for your laptop?
It can sleep on the weekends.
20. Why did Dull Pencil leave early on Friday?
It feels pointless to hold on.
21. Why is it so difficult to make a library appointment on Friday?
Always fully booked.
22. What does it mean when you are late for school for the fifth time this week?
It turns out today is Friday!
23. Why did the student bring a ruler to class on Friday?
Find out how long until the weekend.
24. Why do students put their homework in the refrigerator on Friday?
They want to relax during the weekend.
Weekend Countdown Friday Jokes
25.What is your favorite sport on Friday?
Weekend stretching.
26. Why does the calendar look forward to Friday?
Because it has a date with the weekend.
27. Why do people like Friday so much?
Because they bring a weekend side to them.
28. What do you call Friday afternoon?
Saturday night.
29. Why do children dance on Friday?
Because weekends are very lively.
30. How to stay cool on Friday?
Hang out in the weekend breeze.
31.What is your favorite subject on Friday?
Recess!
32. What is the shortest day of the week?
Friday – Because time flies when you’re having fun!
33. Why are the chefs so happy on Friday?
Because they can smell the weekend cooking.
34.Why does this kid call Friday “Magic Day”?
Because the homework disappears on Friday.
35. What do you call Friday after a long week?
A miracle.
36. Why are the traffic lights late on Friday night?
It took too long to change.
37. Why should you ride a roller coaster on Friday?
Glide into the wheeee!-kend.
animal friday jokes
38.What did the dog say on Friday?
“Finally, it’s paw time!”
39.Why do fish feel sad on Friday?
There is no school on weekends.
40.What do cows do on Friday night?
Go watch the mooo-vies!
41.What do birds do on Friday?
Tweeting about their weekend plans.
42.Why do horses like Friday?
Because it’s too early to celebrate.
43.What does Friday Frog like best?
Leap to the weekend.
44. What does the cat do on Friday night?
Watch a Meowthon.
45. Why does the turtle get excited on Friday?
It was ready for bombardment.
46. What do elephants do on Friday night?
Pack your bags for a weekend trip.
47. What’s Flounder’s least favorite day of the week?
Fry day!
48. Why do birds wait until the weekend to leave their nests?
Today is fly day!
49. What does Penguin Friday do?
Slide into Saturday.
50.Why do cows dance on Friday?
That was in moo-d.
51. What does Squirrel do on Friday?
They went crazy!
Food and Drink Friday Joke
52. Why is there a Friday pizza sale?
Delivered all week.
53. What’s your favorite day for burgers?
French fries day.
54. Why is Fruit unhappy on Friday night?
It had a bad date.
55. What does Friday salad say?
“Lettuce celebrate!”
56. Why does Banana smile on Friday?
Peeling is awesome!
57.What do French fries say about ketchup on Friday?
“Want to take a dip this weekend?”
58. Why do donuts like Fridays?
Because they don’t care about weekends.
59. What’s your favorite Friday breakfast?
Friday – eggs and ham.
60. What type of pasta is best for Friday the 13th?
Lasagna scared-o.
61. Why does Friday bread make people cheer?
What a toast to the weekend.
62. What dessert should you have on Friday the 13th?
I screamed.
63. What do you make for condiments on weekends?
Ketchup fell asleep.
64. Why are cookies so happy on Friday?
It’s been a really bad week.
65. What did Burrito Friday say to the Gyro?
“That’s the end of the week!”
knock knock jokes about friday
66. Knock on the door. Who is there? weekend. Who’s on weekend?
Let’s have a good sleep tomorrow over the weekend!
67. Knock on the door. Who is there? Gladys. Who is Gladys?
Gladys It’s almost the weekend!
68. Knock knock. Who is there? group. A group of who?
It’s Friday, so let’s party!
69. Knock on the door. Who is there? Noah. Who is Noah?
Can we watch Noah on Friday night?
70. Knock on the door. Who is there? orange. Who is Orange?
Orange are you glad it’s Friday?
More Friday Kids Jokes
71. Why was this car excited on Friday?
Finally the brakes can be applied.
72.Why do ghosts like Friday?
Because it was a day full of joy.
73.What’s written on the calendar for Friday night?
“I booked it just for fun!”
74.Why do Friday lights get exciting?
It’s ready to light up the weekend.
75. What did the shoes say on Friday?
“Let’s go back!”
76. Why did the bike stop on Friday?
Already two tired!
77. When does Monday feel better than Friday?
no way.
78. What’s your favorite bedtime story on Friday?
“It’s okay for a short weekend!”
79. What did Friday say to Saturday and Sunday when they were ready to give up?
“Just do it on the weekend!”
80.Why do balloons giggle on Friday?
Because it feels so relaxing.
81.What kind of music do you like on Friday?
Pop – because it’s ready to blow up over the weekend.
82.What does the sea do on Friday?
Wave goodbye to this week.
83. Where is Friday before Thursday?
in the dictionary.
84. What does the watch do on the weekend?
It relaxes.
85. Why don’t people like Friday jokes?
Because their sense of humor is weak.
86. What could ruin your Friday?
Found out on Tuesday.
87. When did Jason Voorhees wear a T-shirt and shorts and a hockey mask?
Casual Friday the 13th.
88. Why do you go to bed early on Friday?
Defeated.
89.What did cavemen like to do on Friday nights?
Go clubbing.
90. Why doesn’t Friday take anything seriously?
It was a casual Friday.
91.Why did the iron sneak out early on Friday?
It lost steam.
92. What did Friday say about Saturday?
“I’ve been waiting all week to see you!”
93. Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days of the week?
Because Monday to Friday are weak days.
94.Why does Ice Cube like Friday?
It’s time to relax.
95. What do biologists wear to work on casual Fridays?
Gene.
96. Why do I always get invited to parties on Friday?
Because it brings the weekend.
97. Why is the skeleton not interested in the Friday night party?
He had no body to keep him company.
98. Where did Lancelot dance on Friday?
A knight’s club.
99. What did the tree say when Friday finally came?
“What a heavy leaf!”
100. How does every Friday end?
With a “y”.
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