Baseball is an all-American sport that is also great for thinking about the multiple meanings of words and playing with language. These baseball jokes can be incorporated into morning assembly, ELA, or even math to challenge students. Get them hitting as many balls as possible with these 50 jokes!
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general baseball jokes
Why are baseball games held at night?
Because bats sleep during the day.
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Batman.
How much time do baseball players spend in the library?
Five minutes. This was a short stay.
Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?
Because she ran away from the ball.
What does the baseball glove say to the ball?
I’ll catch you later!
Why does a pitcher lift one leg when pitching?
If he lifts his legs, he falls down.
What animal is best at baseball?
A bat!
Why are there cows on the field?
They were looking for bull pens.
What position does Dracula play on the baseball team?
Bat boy.
Why is it so hot after a baseball game?
Because all the fans have left.
Where does the catcher sit at lunch?
Behind the plate.
A man was watching a baseball game and wondered why the ball was getting bigger.
Then it hit him.
Which takes longer: running from first base to second base or running from second base to third base?
From second base to third base because there is a short stop in between.
Why do pitchers wear ropes in baseball games?
He wanted to tie the score.
How many baseball players does it take to change a light bulb?
There isn’t any. They were busy arguing about the last call.
Where is New York’s largest diamond stored?
Yankee Stadium.
What has 18 legs and can catch flies?
A baseball team.
Have you ever heard the joke about the pop fly?
Forget it – it’s more than you think.
Why do police go to baseball games?
Because someone stole second base.
Have you ever heard about fast pitches?
It’s okay, you missed it.
baseball riddles
What do you get if you cross a pitcher with an invisible man?
Pitching like no one has ever seen.
A man left his home, made three left turns, and on his way home found two men wearing masks waiting for him. who are they?
Catchers and umpires.
What goes around a baseball diamond but never moves?
fence.
What’s the difference between a boy who’s late for dinner and a baseball that hits the fence?
One is a home run, the other is a home run.
Two baseball teams play a game. The home team ended up winning, but neither team had anyone on base. How could this happen?
These teams are all women.
baseball word game jokes
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a referee?
One person steals a watch, another person steals a watch.
Where do coal miners play baseball?
In the Miners’ Union.
When should baseball players wear armor?
During a Cavaliers game.
What’s a baseball player’s least favorite Star Wars movie?
“The referee’s counterattack.”
Why is Dodger Stadium the coolest place?
It was packed with fans.
Where do you put your gloves while driving?
In the glove box.
Which baseball player holds water?
pitcher.
Which famous baseball player liked a fireplace?
Mickey Mantle.
How do baseball players stay connected?
They touch base every once in a while.
Where does a baseball player go when he needs a new uniform?
New Jersey.
Why are frogs good baseball players?
They are good at catching flies.
What do baseball players eat?
Home plate.
What do baseball players use to bake cakes?
Gloves, pan and batter.
Where do baseball players wash their socks?
In the stands.
Why can’t we play baseball on the savanna?
There are too many cheetahs.
Which animated character is best at baseball?
Homer Simpson.
What’s a baseball player’s favorite thing to do in the park?
Swing!
Why are singers good at baseball?
Because they have perfect pitch.
What do you get when a baseball player meets a monster?
Double header.
Why isn’t baseball played in the game?
One hit and they’re out!
Why did the baseball player shut down his website?
He didn’t get any hits.
What are the similarities between baseball and baking?
They both need hitters.
Why is it wise to bring a baseball player with you when camping?
He can pitch a tent.
What type of music do home run hitters like best?
swing.
What do great hitters and boxers have in common?
They are both sluggers.
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