You teach weather and science in morning meetings, so make it fun with some humor. Here are our favorite weather jokes to share with the class. Rain or shine, we’ve got some hilarious weather jokes for you!
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fair weather jokes
Why does the sun go to school?
To get a little brighter.
Why do bananas have to wear sunscreen when going to the beach?
Because they peel.
Which day is best to go to the beach?
Of course it’s Sunday!
Why is the sun so smart?
Because its temperature has exceeded 5000 degrees.
Some seasons are very cold…
And it’s very hot in summer!
rainy weather jokes
What did the rain say to the earth?
I’m in love with you!
What does one raindrop say to another?
Two people are companions, three people are clouds.
What happens when it pours?
You have to be careful not to step on your poodle.
What rises when it rains?
An umbrella.
What do you call chicken rain and duck rain?
Bird weather.
What kind of bow cannot be tied?
A rainbow.
When will it rain money?
When the weather changes.
What’s worse than a downpour?
call a cab.
What do you call a grizzly bear that gets caught in the rain?
A furry bear.
What do you call it when it rains monkeys?
Ape showers.
What will Yun do when he becomes rich?
They make it rain.
Why does Iron Man sleep in the rain?
To get some rust.
What is the wettest animal?
A rain deer.
When can three dinosaurs live under one umbrella without getting wet?
When it’s not raining.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
This is the clam before the storm.
Why is the UK the wettest country?
Because the royal family has ruled for centuries.
Why go to school on a rainy day?
To become brighter.
Stormy weather jokes
What happens when the California fog lifts?
UCLA!
What did one lightning bolt say to another?
You are so shocked!
What’s the humor about Sandstorm?
Very dry sense of humor.
What does the wind eat?
Wind meal.
How to fish during thunderstorm weather?
With lightning rod.
What’s Tornado’s favorite game?
tornado.
If an orchestra plays during a thunderstorm, who is most likely to be struck by lightning?
command.
Why are tornadoes separated from hurricanes?
Because it’s just a whirlwind romance.
What do you think of hurricanes?
Use its eyes.
What does one hurricane say to another?
I’m watching you.
Why should you meditate during a storm?
It’s a lightning-fast experience.
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Want to go for a ride?
When a hurricane comes, where will the squirrels go?
everywhere.
Have you ever heard of a cow being swept away by a tornado?
This is a breast disaster.
cloudy day joke
What is Yun wearing under his raincoat?
Thunder outfit.
I tried to capture some fog, but I fogged up.
Why not fight the clouds?
It will attack you hard.
Why are foggy scores so bad?
Because it’s too dense.
cold snowy weather jokes
What do trees say after a long winter?
What a heavy leaf.
What does the snowman sleep on?
A layer of snow.
Where does Snowman put their website?
Online in winter.
Why doesn’t Icicle go to school?
Because he’s too cool for school.
Where did the snowman hide the money?
In the snowdrift.
What is the name of the snowman with six-pack abs?
Belly snowman.
What would you say on a snowy day?
Snow problem!
Why shouldn’t you stand on the ice and tell jokes?
It may break.
What do you call the old snowman?
A puddle.
What is the name of a snowstorm in a magical land?
Blizzard in Oz.
What happened to the snowman during the heat wave?
He made himself a pool.
Why is it so cold at Christmas?
Because it’s December!
What happens when winter comes?
Autumn leaves.
What do you get if you let a shark meet ice?
frostbite.
How to prevent colds in winter?
Catch it in the summer
Why doesn’t Dad use his discount card to scrape ice off the windshield anymore?
He only got a 10% discount.
Knock knock. Who is there? Snow. Snow who?
The snow business is just like show business!
What to eat when you are cold and hungry?
Woohoo.
When does a boat become like snow?
When it drifts.
What can be dropped in the winter without getting hurt?
Snow.
More weather jokes
What is the difference between horses and weather?
One was strangled, and the other was raining.
What does one volcano say to another?
I lava you.
It had been a terrible summer for Humpty Dumpty, but he did have a wonderful fall.
What’s the worst weather for recruiting?
lightning. Always on strike!
Why does the weather demand privacy?
It wants to change.
Why should a thermometer go to college?
It wants a degree.
What kind of air is the richest?
Billionaire.
How do you know the weather conditions while on vacation?
Go outside and look up.
When did your eyes cease to be eyes?
When the wind makes them water.
What could fall but never hit the ground?
temperature.
Who does everyone listen to but no one believe?
Weather forecaster.
How does my cat know what the weather will be like tomorrow?
He looked at the fur model.
What are you wearing on the top of the mountain?
snow.
Why is weather so unpredictable?
Because its judgment is clouded.
What is the difference between weather and climate?
You can’t make a tree withstand the test of wind and rain, but you can change the climate.
What do weathermen wear under their pants?
Thunder pants.
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