Author: Chris Snelgrove Published
While the Marvel Cinematic Universe is filled with sexy moments (including Captain America’s shirtless appearance after his transformation and nearly every shot of Black Widow’s leather-clad body), it has few sex scenes. In fact, there aren’t even many refer to Sex and sexuality, this may not come as a surprise. Disney bought the franchise primarily to sell toys, and you can’t do that if the movie contains too much adult content.
That being said, the writers have managed to incorporate some sexually charged moments into some of Marvel’s biggest movies and TV shows in years. These scenes make one thing very clear: In this cinematic universe, our heroes fuck. If you don’t believe it, read on to see the nastiest Marvel moments everyone has forgotten about!
Jessica Jones and Luke Cage and others from the show
Oddly enough, the most risqué moments in the Marvel Universe come from the TV series rather than the movies. jessica jones is a sex-filled drama in which the title character spends all kinds of sex-inducing moments with Luke Cage. To make things even wilder, they got busy in the first episode, making it clear to viewers that this show is going to be far more fantastical than anything the Marvel Cinematic Universe has released before.
honestly, jessica jones Wins the award for sexiest in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, but it’s not even close. We see Jessica ride Luke Cage, we see her friend Trish engage in various sexual acts with Nuke, and we even see attorney Jerry Hogarth partying with multiple female partners.
If you want to check out some of Marvel’s raunchier moments, there’s more to Jessica Jones than your ability to shake a whiskey bottle!
Black Widow strips naked as Happy Hogan looks on
the Avengers Help Black Widow become a true hero, one who knows how to turn her sexuality into a weapon. But when she was introduced iron man 2her character is almost nothing but This was really understood when Happy Hogan was driving and she had to change out of her civilian gear in the back seat.
The scene is brief and mostly serves as a shameless excuse for the movie to show off Scarlett Johansson’s body. But we get a truly laugh-out-loud moment when Happy swerves out of control because he’s staring at her, causing the hero to just mutter, “Watch the intersection.”
It’s a humorous moment that really humanizes the joy. After all, how many men in the audience wouldn’t be able to resist taking a look if one of the world’s deadliest and most beautiful women stripped naked in the back seat?
Pepper Potts, the accidental voyeur
first one iron man The movie makes it clear that Tony Stark has a wild sex life, starting with an early scene where he takes a scornful reporter to bed. This creates an interesting scene that helps us understand Tony’s charisma. After all, he’s charming enough to turn his biggest critic into his latest romantic conquest. But for my money (admittedly not as much as Tony’s), it’s not the most risqué moment in the movie.
That honor belongs to the scene where Pepper Potts walks into Tony’s machine and tries (and fails) to break him out of the Iron Man suit. When he saw her, the superhero said, “Let’s face it, that’s not the worst thing you’ve caught me doing.”
We know that Pepper is usually responsible for bringing Tony’s romantic conquests home; the implication here is that she caught Tony up to something far away Weirder than the one-night stand we saw earlier in the movie. Considering his love of both keeping busy and building weird gadgets, I’ve always assumed that Pepper caught her boss with a homemade sex machine designed to “take off” something other than a superhero suit.
Kind of gives “Iron Man” a new meaning, doesn’t it?
Knowing too much about Star-Lord’s sex life
If there’s one character in the Marvel Cinematic Universe sexier than Tony Stark, it’s Star-Lord, leader of the Guardians of the Galaxy. first one guardian The movies make it clear that before falling in love with Gamora, Star-Lord was a womanizer (a bit like Captain Kirk) who enjoyed sleeping with colorful aliens. Unfortunately, a throwaway line showed us just how filthy that bed was, not to mention the rest of his boat!
He shocked teammate Rocket Raccoon by claiming that under black light, Star-Lord’s ship “looks like a Jackson Pollock painting.” It’s a hilarious out-of-pocket line (seriously, how did Disney approve this?), which means our hero’s sex act is leaving semen on the boat. Obviously, it’s a funny line, but the more you start thinking about how good your favorite character’s pull-out game is, the weirder it gets!
Kogor thinks Thor is screwing up the hammer
Thor: Ragnarok changed the format of the series by focusing more on comedy rather than Nordic-flavored melodrama. A good example is Thor trying to describe how he once used the mystical hammer Mjolnir to fly. He began to tell Koger, “I used to spin it so fast it would pull me off it,” but the stone companion suddenly interjected with a quick question: “Oh my God, the hammer pulled you off?”
Obviously, the joke here is that Korg thinks Thor has somehow gotten some handy moves from his famous weapon. Thor is still very much alive, although Koger noted that the superhero “has a very special and intimate relationship with the hammer.” Now, every time you see Koger on screen, you have to think about the fact that he’s clearly cool with the idea that his best friend enjoys banging giant hammers.
Odin’s beard, what a friction that would be!
