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choral music jokes
1. Knock, knock!
Who is there?
Little old lady.
Who is the little old lady?
Wow! I didn’t know you could yode!
2. What type of songs do the planets sing?
Neptune Tune.
3. Why do singers climb ladders?
She wanted to hit the high notes.
4. What rock band has four people who don’t sing?
Mount Rushmore.
5. What makes a song but never sings it?
notes.
6. What makes Pirate such a good singer?
They can reach high C’s.
7. Why do fluorescent lights make a buzzing sound?
Because they forgot this sentence.
8. How to tell if a singer is at your door?
They can’t find the key and don’t know when to get in.
9. Why did the choir hire baseball players?
Because he has perfect pitch.
Musical jokes about animals
10. What pitch do cows sing with?
Beef flatbread.
11. What is the name of a cow that plays a musical instrument?
A Musi.
12.What are musical insects?
A liar.
13. Why do fish make such good musicians?
He knows his scales.
14.What is big, gray and horny?
Elephant marching band.
15.What type of music does Rabbit like?
hip hop.
16. What is the musical part of Snake?
Its scales.
17. What is the cat’s favorite subject at school?
Meow, sic.
18. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive music collection?
A “rock” dragon.
19. What do you call a group of musical whales?
Orca.
20. What is the name of a fish that can play the piano?
Piano Tuna.
21.What kind of music do lions like?
Country lion dance music.
22. If you put a sheet of music through a mole, what would you get?
A Mole Song.
23. What part of the turkey is musical?
drumstick.
24.What is a cat’s favorite song?
“Three Blind Mice”
piano jokes
25.What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can’t eat tuna!
26.Why do pianists always bang their heads against the keys?
He plays it by ear.
27. Why is the piano so difficult to open?
Because the key is inside.
28. What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine?
Grade A miners.
29. What do you get when you drop a piano on a military base?
A flat major.
30. What has many keys but cannot open the door?
A piano.
31.What do swords and pianos have in common?
They can all get a B grade.
32. Where does the pianist go on vacation?
Florida Keys.
33. Where did the music teacher leave the keys?
In the piano.
musical instrument jokes
34. How to repair a broken tuba?
Use large glue.
35. What did the robbers take from the video store?
Lute.
36.What has a neck but no head?
Bass.
37. Which bone is the most musical?
Trombone.
38. A guitarist told me he was going to hit me with the neck of his guitar.
I replied, “Is this annoyance?”
39. What do you think of musicians who play grand pianos in orchestras?
Thank you for every advice.
40. Some might say that a violinist in an orchestra has little role to play.
They just fiddle.
41. What is the slang term for harpsichord?
A baroque style piano.
42. What do you say when a kazoo player sneezes?
Kazuntate.
43.What is a pirate’s favorite musical instrument?
Guitar-arrr!
44. What is the best Christmas gift in the world?
Broken drum – you can’t beat it!
45.What musical instrument does Cucumber like the most?
Kimchi o.
46. ​​Why can’t skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
47. Why did the musician break up with his guitar?
There are too many strings attached.
48. What do harmonicas and lawsuits have in common?
After the case was concluded, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
49.Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
To get away from the hustle and bustle.
Classical music jokes about composers
50. What would you gain if Bach fell off his horse but had the courage to get back on and keep riding?
Bach sat in the saddle again.
51.Why did Mozart kill the chicken?
Because they’re always running around singing “Bach! Bach! Bach!”
52. Why can’t the string quartet find a composer?
He is Haydn.
53.What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
Banana nana.
54. There are too many jokes about a certain composer…
I can compose a Liszt for you.
55.What type of soap did the composer use?
Anti-Bach term.
56.Which composer likes tea the most?
Tchaikovsky.
57. What did the composer do before going on a business trip?
He composed Liszt.
58. What is the name of the fungus that produces music?
decomposer.
59.Why didn’t Handel go shopping?
Because he is Baroque.
jokes about music genres
60.What type of music is Balloon afraid of?
pop music.
61. What do you get when a sweet potato and a jazz musician meet?
Yam session.
62. What is your mother’s favorite music?
wrap.
63. Why did the nachos start dancing?
Because they put salsa in it.
64. What is the name of the singing elf?
A wrapping paper.
65.What is clean music?
A soap opera.
66. What type of music do golfers like best?
swing.
67. What type of music does the robot like best?
Heavy metal.
68. What type of music does Avocado like best?
Guacamole and rolls.
69. What type of music does the national anthem belong to?
country music.
70. What kind of music does Shan like?
rock.
71. Why is grandma wearing roller skates and sitting in a rocking chair?
Because she wants to rock.
72. What type of music do rats around the world dislike the most?
Trap music.
music theory jokes
73. Why were the musicians arrested?
Because she entered the high range.
74. What did the bartender say about C alto, E flat, and G?
“Sorry, we do not serve minors.”
75. Want to hear a joke about staccato?
That’s okay – it’s too short.
76. Someone opened the music teacher’s car with a key.
Fortunately, the damage appears to be Class B minor.
77. What is a set of musical dentures called?
Falsetto Teeth.
78. Want to hear about Fermata?
That’s okay – it’s too long.
79. Are you in a major key?
Because you are natural to me.
80. Why do musicians never get lost?
They always follow the beat.
Funny musical jokes for kids
81. What is the name of a singing laptop?
Great performer from Dell.
82. What is a musician’s favorite part of computers?
keyboard.
83. Which computer brand is most likely to win a Grammy?
A-Dell.
84. How to make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs.
85. Why did the musician break up with his metronome?
It can no longer keep up with his heartbeat.
86. How many violinists does it take to change a light bulb?
It only takes one action but requires four.
87. What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Fayance.
88. Why can’t athletes listen to her music?
Because she broke the record.
89. What makes music play in your hair?
A headband.
90.What is the most musical part of your body?
Your nose, because you can blow your nose and pick it.
91.What is 40 feet tall and can sing?
School choir.
92. Why does the printer emit music?
The paper is jammed.
93. How does the sun listen to music?
On its ray diode!
94. What do you get when you put a radio in the refrigerator?
Cool music.
95.What song do vampires hate?
“You are my sunshine.”
96. What did the conductor say when the train carrying the orchestra was delayed?
“It’s time to ‘choose’ another mode of transportation!”
97. Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Because she was caught by a type A sharp object.
98.Why did the Scarecrow become a successful musician?
Because he excels in his field.
99. How to listen to music with lettuce?
earphone.
100.What is a guitarist’s favorite dairy product?
String cheese.
jokes about musicals
101. Why you shouldn’t play hide and seek with actors hamilton?
Because they won’t give up their position!
102. Why wasn’t Alexander Hamilton allowed to eat at the all-you-can-eat buffet?
Because he will never be satisfied.
103.What do you call the cheerful version? Les Misérables?
“Less miserable.”
104. Why did this musical win so many awards?
This is “evil” good.
105. Why do actors evil Become an excellent astronaut?
They always defy gravity.
106.Guess how many times I’ve seen it sound of music?
nun.
107.Why not? Phantom of the Opera Is there a matinee?
It’s all about “the music of the night”.
108. Why actors were fired from the crew cat?
He keeps forgetting his lines – his “memory” is terrible.
109. What is Raggedy Ann’s favorite musical?
Hello Dolly!
110. What reviewers say after writing a bad review west side storyonly focus on small errors?
“I feel so small, oh so small.”
111. Why did the man bring a ladder to the theater?
He wants to see fiddler on the roof.
112.What song did the security staff sing on the set? star trek Like to sing?
“This is life guarding Spock.”
113. What do you call a director who stages an all-rodent version of a movie? Les Misérables?
Rat spellcaster.
114. Why does the herb garden in “Mary Poppins Returns” always wither?
Because Bert always “steps into the thyme.”
115. What do you call a barefoot monk with poor bone density and bad breath?
A super cold and fragile mystic who is plagued by bad breath.
116. Who stars in the all-birds version of the musical about PT Barnum?
The greatest crow.
117. Their mediocre dinner theater production of ” Oklahoma?
“Curry with burnt top.”
118. What is the sheep’s favorite song? musician?
“Until there are ewes.”
119. Where does Stephen Sondheim like to go for walks while writing a new musical?
“Into the woods.”
120.Why can’t you go and see grease December?
It only appears in “Summer Nights”.
121. What happens when a musical theater actor is late for rehearsal?
They had to pay a “chorus fine.”
122.Have you heard of the protests against Juan Peron’s wife in the musical?
This is inevitable.
123.Why did they cancel this weekend’s musical?
The director cannot afford the “rent” of the theater.
124.What sound of music Do bees like to sing?
“My favorite thorn.”
125. What musical did you take Barbie to see in “G.I. Joe”?
man and doll.
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