All Hysterical, Delusional Narcissism Over the Last 5 Years is a popular science fiction movie
Joshua Tyler | publishing
Thanks to algorithmic manipulation of audiences, one of the most recommended streaming movies in the summer is a science fiction movie survival movie that has never received a dramatic release. I’m here to warn you before you accidentally hit Hulu.
long haul Take all the hysteria, delusional narcissism of the past decade and distille it into two characters trapped on an alien planet. Then it requires you to take root in them to survive, and everything they say and do will make you wish they died.
This is the story of an idiot named Anthony Ramos, without emotional control and the word of a first-year student who is ejected from an explosion of a starship in the escape pod. The AI in POD reads out important survival data as POD descends towards the planets while our idiot protagonist screams and screams to shut up.
That’s how the movie begins. There is no benefit from it.
On Earth, Andy found herself alone and spent a lot of time breathing and hitting for no reason. Eventually, he kept setting out to find another survivor.
Andy quickly found one. He’s a cool, calm, collecting bad guy who knows exactly what to do and has built a SOS beacon. This heroic figure begins to encourage Andy and give him vital survival information.
Andy just kind of area when he speaks, and when he partitions and rejects him, the man is eaten by alien creatures. His savior seems to disappear when our mentally inadequate hero turns around.
Andy didn’t doubt the only person who knew what to do, but he wandered. For the rest of the film, he calls this talented survivalist “that crazy guy” and he’s glad to get rid of it.
Fortunately, there is another survivor. Her name is Naomi (played by Naomi Scott), but I call her Karen because it’s more appropriate. She was trapped in a pod a few miles away and Andy could only talk to her via radio.
Karen tells him that she needs help, even though she knows trying to help her might kill her. Still, Karen is about Karen, so she asks him to come and save her. Andy thinks it might be too much trouble to save her until she tells him she has extra oxygen, and the AI in Andy’s suit (expressed perfectly by Zachary Quinto) reminds him that he needs to breathe. So he set out to look for Karen, who never shut up, as the radio was endlessly rounding up about himself, yelling at him when he wasn’t enough people talking because he was busy running away from the monsters.
When things get really bad, Karen says she needs him to hurry up and Andy sits down and sings. They both view it as a satisfying solution. Later, Andy showed Karen the gun he found and told her he planned to use it as a club because figuring out how to shoot too much.
It didn’t work early on the control pad, so Andy slammed it. It didn’t help, so he hit every control pad he saw throughout the movie. It never works, not even once, so eventually he picked up a stick and started using it to knock directly on the closed door instead of bothering the control pad. That won’t work either. He was uncomfortable.
But Andy does take a break sometimes, telling Karen that he killed the entire family for time due to careless driving. He hoped she knew it would make him feel “bad” and he was sure it wasn’t his fault. Karen agrees and then does himself somehow.
When Karen kills the alien, Andy gets up from where he hits no in the corner and says, “dat ya ya ya kills Monsta”, then grunts in a gut-like manner and flips off the corpse. It’s one of the better conversation lines in the movie, and Karen wonders why the space suit helmet has a panel on it.
long haul Many questions were asked to overcome their roles, which in each case ignored in order to focus on many of the unregulated emotions they felt. Often, their feelings are panicked, stupid, unrealistic and selfish. They took corresponding actions.
Somehow the people who are released are summer movies expected to watch in 2024 long haul It is a perfect encapsulation of all the problems that humans have made mistakes over the past five years. Every terrible Karen you see stealing a baseball from your kids, every time the criminal you watch on the tape is entertaining for entertainment, and they are all reflected in both clues.
If one about two of the stupidest movies, the most self-absorbing human members, try to survive on an alien planet, then I want to watch long haul. Or watch Tiktok. That’s the same thing, but at least it has dancing.
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