Jason and Travis Kelce’s debate on separating body parts is on the brand
Jason and Travis Kelce About which part of their body they want to get stuck in the weeds.
“From the em, there are no stupid questions. If you could make one of your body parts removable, which would it be, and why?” Jason, 37, said in the Brothers’ New Heights podcast Wednesday, April 2. “This is a very strange question.”
Jason encouraged Travis, 35, to first answer, prompting the Kansas City Chiefs player to take a minute to deal with the issue.
“I don’t know, maybe my ears, so I don’t have to hear someone else?” Travis replied, Jason thought it would be a good choice.
Travis continued to add that a removable nose is also a good choice.
“You have to feel it,” Jason pointed out. “If there is mayonnaise in the area, you don’t want to smell it.”
Travis agreed, sharing that he didn’t want to smell this particular scent.
Travis said of his final answer: “While I want senses, I want ears or nose.”
Jason admits removing a person’s ears will be “good” especially when sleeping.
“[You’re] Trying to shut up, trying to fall asleep, just take off your ears. Sleeping tightly,” he said.
However, Travis pointed out that waking up from his sleep might be a problem and he will need something in the room to shake him awake. Then, when Jason adds a new assumption to the mix, the conversation goes away.
“Well, I’m just going to throw it out. I mean, if we’re honest, it usually gets in the way of you,” Jason said happily without naming a part of the body. “Sometimes it’s an inconvenient appendage…I mean I’m glad I have one.”
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Travis picked up what his brother had put down and asked Jason if he was referring to “ball and chain.”
“I think it’s a one-stop shop,” he retorted. “I think it’s all an appendage.”
Travis tried to turn off Jason’s logic, saying, “I don’t think it’s how it works.”
Jason continued along the rabbit hole in the male genitals.
“If you can go all out, it will eliminate… Sometimes it will get in the way. Do you know what I mean?” he explained. If you are running, you must think that there will be less friction without friction between your legs. ”
Travis cuts in, pointing out that he never had this problem, but Jason walked through the well-known rabbit hole.
“If you can separate it, that means you might attach an upgrade. I mean you can go bigger,” he said. “Suppose this is a universal connection point, I can attach another.”
Travis laughed.
“You’re in a psychopath,” Travis said with a smile. “I’m waiting for you to make it meaningful and you’ll never be disappointed.”
Jason calls Intern Brandon Ask to confuse search engines to weigh the best body parts that make it detachable. The results include practical options such as the Appendix and tonsils, which then provide creative options such as arms, legs, and head. The idea of a detachable head caught Jason’s attention, reminding him Futurama.
He quipped, “I wouldn’t mind…why would I make my d**k detachable if I could make my head go away and put it on a larger d**k person.”
Then, Jason remembered an old saying from their father Ed Kelceonce told them.
“What will dad say? If it is not attached, will you lose d**k?” he asked. “I think that’s what he told us in the past.”
Travis agreed that he remembered hearing from Ed that day.
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“Maybe that’s why I immediately thought of this.” Jason reflected. “You’re the right dad, I don’t want it to be detachable because I’ll definitely lose that mother.”
After bringing up a variety of situations where Jason could lose his body parts, he agreed that making it detachable is not a good idea.
“Yes, you’re right – we don’t want this to be removable, it has to stay on it,” he said. “I don’t have enough responsibility to have a removable d**k.”
