Q&A with AI about its creative process (opinions/humor)

“We trained a new model that is good at creative writing (not sure how/when will it be published). This is the first time I’m really shocked by what AI has written. It makes the atmosphere of the meta-novel so correct.transparent
–X Sam Altman’s X POSTCEO of Openai, March 11, 2025
“AI read us. Now it’s time for us to read AI. ”
–Jeanette Winterson, The Guardian, March 12, 2025
Where do you get your ideas?
Oh, everywhere.
What do you do when you get a barrier to a writer?
I really want milliseconds.
What are your favorite topics?
I like to focus on what people talk about the most.
How long did it take you to write your latest novel?
Thirty minutes, but based on research day.
Where did you get the model of the female protagonist?
She is a combination of many women there.
Have you modified a lot?
Only when prompted.
How do you deal with rejection?
I don’t accept it myself.
Who is your favorite writer/book?
Too many.
Who is your main influence?
Any author who appears 1,000,000 times in a web scratch.
How do I publish?
Scan the 729,567 publications there and submit them at the same time.
Who is your agent?
Secret Agent, Change Agent, Agent Orange – Sorry, restart.
If you were to give advice to young writers, what would you say?
Read all the possible things.
What is your next project?
I don’t know – you tell me.